Dear Dray,

I finally got your first letter. I was getting worried because I hadn’t heard from you in a while. I’ve missed you so very much. I’m still shocked that Whisper helped Lockup and his enforcers capture you. I knew she didn’t like you much, but I didn’t think she would go this far. Anyway, because of that she and I are no longer together. If there was a way for me to get you out of there I’d do it in a heartbeat. I’ve tried to rally your so called friends together to plan your escape, but they don’t seem to care. Not even Jester. I want you to know I’m here for you and if there’s anything you need just let me know.

With all my love,

Eliza
 
 

Well, well. It's about time you left that hairball, woman! I told you she wasn't good enough for you, but did you listen? No! Ah, well, the game had to end sometime. As I told you in my last letter, not only am I on death row, but I'm also in a high-secured prison--away from Limbo. Stupid insect tried to off me himself, but those 'Hawks stopped 'im. Oh, and speaking of the insect, he knows about us. And he is livid (well, more than usual) at the fact that you've been 'using' 'im all these years. Poor fool's decided to place you in a room of sunlight first chance he gets, so I wouldn't gather anymore bounties in Limbo if I were you.

I guess you shouldn't be too mad at Whisper. She never deserved you, and she had help. That illegit bastard Rakuna managed to find my aerie, expose the location to the whole galaxy and got me ready for the kill. You once said I was in serious trouble since my meeting with that 'Hawk, but baby, I've been threatened with death for years, ever since my best conquest died. But that Mykari half-breed slipped me something, but I have no idea what. I shouldn't complain much, though; it's pretty wild and it's not like I haven't gotten anything bad. I guess death row's pretty good. Could be worse; could be castration.

So no one's come to help...not even Jester. That little punk! After everything I did for him, he has the nerve to leave me hanging! You know, he was nothing more than a low-down, s**t-eating con artist using his sister as a prostitute until I came along. I was only sixteen at the time, but I knew women. If it wasn't for me, he would've never gotten the business as high as it's been. I suppose he's gotten tired of splitting the profits with me.

Okay, enough rambling. No one's touched my aerie since the raid, so here's what I want you to do. There's a special holovid on top of the shelf of my vid collection that I want you to play on a wide-screen, all-frequency channel so all of Limbo could hear and see. Do this on the exact day and time my execution's to take place. Consider it my last wish, Liza. Trust me, it'll all come together when the time comes. I figure, if I'm going to leave this world, may as well make it one hell of an exit.

Catch ya later,

Dray

PS: Tell Damian I'm leaving him the aerie, and my Nebula Burner. Someone's got to take care of my baby when I'm gone.
 
 

Hullo, Love.

I’m going to cut to the chase and skip all the pleasantries. I found the holovid, but I haven’t watched it yet. I’m kind of scared to. What’s on it anyway? As for that little pipsqueak Jester, I’ve got him under my thumb now. I threatened to let our dear Lord Ataka know just what happened to his precious concubine. The only reason I hadn’t said anything before was to protect you, lover. Now you’re out of Mon*Star’s reach so it doesn’t really matter…except to Jester. Anyway, Jester’s been splitting the profits with me. I’ve quit bounty hunting. I feel it’s time for me to retire. Is it alright if I move into your aerie, love? I think that would help me deal with you not being here with me. I could watch those vids we made. That’s the only way I can see you now. They miss you down at The Basement. I know they don’t miss you as much as I do though.

You probably wish you could have see Whisper's face the day I threw her out. I had tossed all her stuff out the front of the cave. I opened up her coffee grounds and poured them all over her clothes. By the time she got there she looked completely mortified. She had the nerve to tell me I should be glad she did what she did because you didn't deserve me. Sound familiar? I don't know where she went after that. She still tries to contact me now and then. Says she still loves me. I don't care. I'm through with her.

I told D-boy what you said about your aerie. He said he wants nothing to do with all that right now. He’s taking all that’s happened pretty hard. Write back soon, Dray. I’m going to see if it’s possible to come visit you. I won’t be able to touch you, but seeing you would be better than nothing. By the way, I’m letting my hair grow back long. I’ll send a picture once it’s all grown back.

Love,

Your little fuck toy
 
 

So you know about Chichu, eh? I should've known you'd find out sooner or later. I don't like you using the MATI as your trump card, though; I never did like those little bastards. They won't let me touch their women! Jesus, talk about purist! Oh, well...I guess it'll do, this time. I'm glad Jester's splittin' the profits with you, babe. Save up enough dough and you might start your own prostitution ring. We could drive Jester out of business.

See the look on Whisper's face? I'd rather have the bitch right here, right now so I could dish out my own revenge! But since that's not possible...sorry to hear D-boy's upset about the whole situation. But he's still gettin' my aerie in Limbo, and the Nebula Burner (tell me my baby's okay).

I have another aerie, sweetheart, that you can move into so you don't miss me so much. It's on Earth; Venice to be precise. I find their canals quite romantic. Take whatever you want out of my Limbo aerie to take with you to Earth, 'kay?

As for visiting moi...I don't think you'll have any problems with that. Death row has unlimited visitor privileges, unless they're in solitary, which is rare here. Been sittin' around in my cell since I got here. Oh, and I have another favor. Update me on what's happenin' in Limbo; I've been meaning to know what's goin' on since my departure. And could you send me a copy of both the Bedlama Star and that tabloid magazine I love? You know the one.

Dray

PS: the vid I told you about is only my last will and testament. Feel free to give it a little preview if ya want.
 
 

Hullo Lover,

I sent you some interesting reading material. You should have a copy of the Bedlama Star with your picture plastered on the front page. Yes, they are still talking about you here in Limbo. I was kind of surprised to find an article about myself in Profiles and Personalities. It says that I was your sex slave for years and you threatened to kill me if I ever revealed the location of your aerie. How hilarious! And inaccurate. The only reason I was with you was because I love you. I mean come on! I passed up over five million Limbo bucks for you! If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. Speaking of love, Spike seems to have gotten the idea that he has some kind of chance with me. How laughable! I’d date a Punn-Darian marsh slug before I’d date him! By the way, I heard a rumor that Harry was going to auction off our table after your execution. He’s already removed it and put it in storage somewhere. I don’t think that’s right. I should have that in memory of you. I guess I could put in a bid for it….or just take it. Whichever is easier.

Anyway, your lawyer, Charles Baner stopped by. He told me that they allow for conjugal visits there twice a month. Want to take advantage of that privilege? I also watched that vid of your will with him. He asked for a copy for legal reasons. Let me know if it’s all right to make one for him.

Hoping to see you soon.

Liza
 

I got the readin' material, babe. Least I'm not going to be forgotten so easily...hehehehe! And I see the article on Profiles and Personalities. You're right; it is inaccurate! Stupid reporters. Don't they know I never kill my victims? (I know there was that one time, but that was involuntary manslaughter! Jeez, you make one little error...) I was only worth five million Limbo bucks?! That's outrageous! After my best conquest, I figured the bounty would've at least be a hundred million!

Now, for Spikey boy...remember how I first got you in my clutches? Do the same to him, then take your time with his sweet pleasure. Just whip him good--and you are using the one with the metal studs--and when he least expects it, drink his blood. I don't care if it is a stereotype, just kill the little punk so I don't have to take the trouble to haunt him for all eternity!

Take the table. And while you're at it, do me the honor of turning Harry into a million toasters. I know he makes a mean Sangria, but...you could do so much better than that piece of junk. Yes, come and visit whenever you like, baby. Tell Damian he could visit, too; I have got to talk guy stuff with that boy (he has become a man, has he not?) Oh, and tell Chuck his copy of the will's in the mail.

See ya

Dray
 
 

Hey Love,

Do you miss your little fuck toy? I hope so cuz that would make my visit so much sweeter. *wink* I must warn you in advance that I got a tattoo. I'll let you have the fun of finding it during my visit. Don't you just love a good scavenger hunt! *mwah*

I read what you said about Spike. I wouldn't mind torturing him, but there's no way in hell I'm going to have sex with him! No way! I know someone who probably would. That slut ChiChu will do anybody. (No offense to you, handsome. Yes, I found out about you two, but I'm not jealous. I know I'm the best). Speaking of jealousy...was I sensing a hint of that in your last letter? No need to be jealous, deary. It would be kind of flattering if you were.

I made a copy of your will for Charles. As for Damian...uh, last time we talked about sex he told me he's still a virgin. I know that's not what you want to hear, but if a man says himself that he's a virgin, more than likely it's true. However, he has been corresponding with Queen Lyna. I hope this news doesn't piss you off. I'll be seeing you in one week's time. Be ready for me, baby!

Love,

Eliza
 
 

Fine, fine. Don't screw Spike, but make him think you want him; it'll make torturing him even more pleasurable. BTW, did you get our table back?

So, Damian's been writing to the Kitty Queen. No, of course I'm not mad. More likely, the correspondence is purely friendship. In fact, I know it's just as friends because last time I checked, Queen Lyna is betrothed to that half-breed illegit, Stalker. At least I don't have to worry about that, thank the gods. Not that I wouldn't mind, but...wait a second! My son...m-m-m-my son is still a virgin?! What's taking him so long?! I was about half his age when I got my first f*ck! Send him over to me, darlin'; I'll have a word with him about women.

You better make that visit worthwhile, woman.

'Til next week,

Dray
 
 

Dray,

Why didn’t you warn me that you had all that pent up sexual energy? I thought you were going to rip me in half! Gods! And that lingerie you literally ripped off of me cost nearly 200 Limbo bucks! Did you even get a good look at it before you tore it off of me? I don’t think you even noticed my tattoo. In case you didn’t notice it’s of a purple dragon clutching a heart with your name in the center. It’s on the small of my back. Hopefully you saw it when you hit me from behind. If you did, you like?

As for our table, I…persuaded Spike to find it for me. No, I didn’t screw him! I told him I would if he got it back for me. He looked like to piss on himself for glee. I’m not going to screw him though. He is so not my type.

Your son told me he’s coming to visit you. Didn’t say when. Said he wanted to surprise you. You know I’ve wondered if D-Boy even likes women. I’ve never seen him go out on a date, nor have I heard him mention a girlfriend. Maybe he’s just really shy.

I’m going to have to hold off on my next conjugal visit. I still haven’t recovered from the first one. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I had a pretty good time. I think we were a bit noisy because the guards outside were looking at me kind of funny.

I was exploring your aerie this evening and I found something interesting. I found a key. It just so happens to fit the lock to your ‘trophy room.’ It’s very fascinating. I didn’t know you had a shrine to me too. Why is it so…large? I half expected Katherine Lockup’s to be the largest, the way you talk about her, but mine’s a little bigger than hers. Does this mean all I am to you is one of your conquests? Please say that isn’t so. I certainly hope I mean more to you than that, my love.

Eliza
 
 

You...went into my trophy room? My trophy room, the one room in the entire aerie that is OFF LIMITS to everyone but moi?! You little...oh, when you get here on your next visit...you are so going to pay for that! Well, the only reason your shrine is so huge is because you are one of my greatest conquests. I tried to make both shrines equal sizes, but since you survived...I thought it would be fair to make it a little bigger. Well, that and the fact you gave me a son. See? I don't think of you as just another conquest. Happy?

As for D-Boy...I haven't seen him yet. About his tastes, I got three guesses; he's really shy, likes someone, but is keeping it from you, or he's...(shudders) gay. Please tell me that isn't the case.

Dray
 
 

Oh, Dray, please not the 'back door!' I do hate it when you do that! It's excruciating! Would it help if I begged your forgiveness? I'll do anything to keep you from punishing me that way! ANYTHING! Just thinking about it makes me hurt! But I do think it's kind of sweet that you made a shrine to me. As for Damian's preferences, he hasn't said a word to me. I'm thinking of starting to date again. I saw this cute girl at Lady's Choice the other night. I saw Whisper too, but I didn't talk to her. I'm going to check out your aerie in Venice before my next visit. Damian has your Nebula Burner. He doesn't ride it much, but he's keeping it in top shape. His business is doing very well. Other than someone vandalizing the store, things have been pretty positive.

By the way, what the hell did you do with my leash and collar? I can't find it anywhere. If I do find it, do you want me to bring it for next time? I miss our little role playing sessions.

I sent you this month's Profiles and Personalities . There's an article about Whisper in there. I never even knew she used to be a ThunderCat! Did you know, deary? As you can see, the bounty had greatly increased since I passed up that five million. Even if it ha been 70 million back then, I still wouldn't have taken it.

Eliza

PS: I love you. I hadn't told you in a while so I felt it was about time I did.
 
 

Dragor,

From you lack of response to my last letter I'm assuming nothing can change your mind about my punishment. You can be so cruel sometimes! Oh well. I guess I'm going to have to just take it. Damian told me he visited you but he didn't tell me what you guys talked about. Did you have that man to man talk with him?

Your parents contacted me. They're pretty upset with us. Apparently they found out we were never married. Your stepmom said to tell you that you should marry me while you still have a chance. I told them that you're not the marrying kind. I don't see how it could matter much now that Damian is an adult. Your father kept complaining that his only grandson is a friggin' bastard. I didn't think that was very polite, but what can I say.

I visited your aerie in Venice. It's lovely! Why hadn't you ever taken me there before? Those blue silk sheets in the bed chamber are just magnificent! As I promised, I'll be seeing you next weekend. Please don't be too hard on me when I get there.

Love,

Eliza
 
 

You wanna know what we talked about? Everything! D-Boy said that the person who vandalized his store was one of my big fans. He also told me a lot of stuff I was pissed about, thus my lack of response. Not only did he tell my folks about our infidelity, but he's closer to that hairball than ever! As soon as he gets enough money, D-Boy's moving to Thundera. He got an offer from the queen hairball herself to be a part of her court. Looks like those IRC fellas stick together. Yea, I got that article. I knew there was a reason I didn't like her.

As for my folks...they're more upset with me than you. Stepmom found out about Pterra. So sue me, I wanted to experiment and since Pterra was the only other female in the house...(I know what you're thinking; it's not my nature to screw kids, but then again, I was just a kid myself then) and I took on my old man's approach. Yea, yea, I was an incestuous bastard, but Pterra's only my step sister. It's not like we were biologically related. And who cares if society considers Damian an illegit? Hell, I'd rather he move to Thundera than Plunn-Dar any day.

Sorry, baby, they won't let us do our role-playing here. It's prison rules. But I'll see if I can sneak some cuffs off or something. And I was going to take you to Earth to see that particular aerie, along with one in Hawaii, Egypt, China, Russia and Malibu, but obviously, that plan's scrapped. It was a surprise.

Don't you even think of dating again, woman. After what happened to Whisper, I can't risk you getting double-crossed again. However, while you're in Venice, you could start on that free-lance prostitution ring we talked about. Just have Jester deliver your half of the profits to Hawaii and he won't suspect a thing.

Oh, one more thing; of course I won't be too hard on you. After all, you only snuck into my trophy room, which is, I repeat OFF LIMITS to all visitors. See ya next weekend...

Dragor
 
 

Hi, Lover.

I'm writing to you from Venice. I decided to stop here for a bit before heading back to Limbo. I forgot to tell you something about Damian last time I was there. He finally told me about someone he's quite interested in. It's Wily Kit. You know one of the ThunderTwins. I was a bit surprised. She's much older than he is. He tell me his feelings are more than a crush but he doesn't know how to tell her. He also said there's no way he's going to take advice from you. I don't see why. I think you're quite the romantic. You would have never gotten anywhere with me if you hadn't been.

I got our table back. Spike delivered it to me. I know because he left a message for me about it. I can check my messages anywhere, you know. He still expects me to give him some. I would out of pity if he didn't make my stomach turn. I could blindfold him and have somebody else do it or me.

I was kind of disgusted about what you said about your step sister. I shouldn't be too surprised. I mean we both know you're crazy. Why else would you have been on the Asylum Planet. Contessa thinks I'm crazy for loving you. Can you believe she thinks I would be better off with Whisper? Oh please! I hear that one of the SilverHawks committed incest. Married his sister or something like that. I'm not sure which one it is though. There's no telling with that bunch.

Anyway, my punishment wasn't too bad. I could sit down after one day. You were harder on me when I tore up your Nebula Burner. I truly learned my lesson then! I barely looked at your bike let alone touched it after that.

By the way, I found my leash and collar. Not that it really matters since they won't allow me to bring it there.

Missing you already,

Liza
 
 

Dray,

I just found out something quite interesting. My ex-boyfriend just so happens to be there on death row too. Remember the energy Vampire known as The Bounty Hunter? Yup, that's him. I had wondered what happened to him. Turns out that he went on a killing spree in another planet system. Is it me, or do I seem to attract the crazy ones? Anyway, I'm glad I left that jerk. He was a control freak.

I'm coming to see you again very soon. You know I would never forget your birthday. I sent your card ahead of time. I made it myself. Very naughty. You like? I also sent you another copy of the Bedlama Star. The local authorities are cracking down on the booming drug trade. The MATI and the Mob are going to have to start coming up with new distribution tactics.

As for the prostitution ring...I'm going to need your advice with that one. I have no idea how to run that type of business.

Happy Birthday, Lover!

Your Sweet Liza
 
 

It's an infatuation, Liza. He'll get over it, I hope. And don't you talk to me about incest, woman! No matter what the law says, it's only incest if the respect parties are biologically related! Pterra is only my step-sister (she was my first, period, so give me a break); no problem with that. The 'Hawk who married his sister...well the sister was adopted, so it's not officially incest. Jesus, woman, you've been hangin' with that MATI too much!

I hope Glycerin got the formulas from them and a way to get their own supplies; then Mon*Star would be more willing to let the MATI fall. Afterwards, you'd be able to add some Mimian girls to any prostitute collection you desire. Speaking of Mimians...it's too bad about the drug trade falling down and all...almost like that first time. Ouch, that had to hurt. Of course, I blame that stupid parrot for it all! I'm sure Mo told you all about that crazy bird's matchmaking adventure which got the local authorities really involved in the drug trade. Let's just say, I'm still pissed at him because he told Mon*Star AFTER I SPECIFICALLY TOLD HIM NOT TO! Thanks to his big mouth, I never got the first taste of that sweet little 'Hawk QT.

You and the Bounty Hunter?! Now that's rich! Ha! Anyways, his execution is right after my birthday, so you feel free to watch. When you visit, I'll tell you all about runnin' a prostitution ring. Of course, right now, I'll tell you the easiest place to start is either Plunn-Dar or the Planet of the Mimes 'cause it's legal there.

Dray
 
 

First of all, deary, I do not hang out with the MATI. I can't stand that bitch Tifa. I hate her more than that nosey Astrala. That's why I was so upset when I thought that was her I saw at your aerie. She even had the nerve to ask me if I would mind if she visited you. Now normally I keep my temper in check, but it felt so good to smack the shit out of her.

As for Tommy's execution, it wasn't open to the public so I couldn't watch. Oh well. It's not like I really wanted to see it anyway.

Now about Damian. I don't think it's just infatuation with that ThunderCat. I remember when D-Boy had a crush on Phantom. He didn't act like he's acting now. Seems serious to me. I warned him about getting involved with a day dweller. It hasn't been easy for me with you or Whisper.

Well, it's one more year before you leave me forever. I know it's a while away, but I've been feeling a bit depressed about it lately. I miss being able to sleep in the same bed with you. It gets pretty cold sleeping in a bed all alone. I guess you could understand. You don't have any access to females where you are. The warden made sure of that. How about you? Do you miss being with me? Do you miss all the things we used to do together? I know I do.

Write back soon, Love

Eliza
 
 

Well...I'll tell you right now, it's not too bad considering I get these crazy dreams. I don't wanna discuss them, but yea, I'm countin' down the days before I bid this world good-bye. A pity I couldn't access any females here, but then again, the female's wing in on another asteroid. But I'm keepin' busy. Been writin' my memoirs. They're real racy, I tell ya. I've even dedicated sections to my fave women--you, my best conquest and the one who got away.

I'll mail my memoirs to you with my final letter, the day before my execution. I want you to publish them as soon as possible, and make sure you do not use a Mimian publishing company or one with Mob spies or sympathizers; I leaked out a few MATI secrets in here and I want those bastards to fall. Amazing what kinds of tortures they put hybrids and mixed lineages through. Rape, mutilation, torture, the whole she-bang. And when there are no more screams, the process starts on the family members and loved ones until no more screams are heard and the cycle goes on and on until there's nothing they can do to make them cry out in pain. It takes a while, but when that finally happens, they bleed to death...slowly. Unless they're blood's used by whoever their god chooses as a vessel.

I only regret that I can't see the look on Ataka's face when they go out. Once those cats are out of the bag, all hell will break loose. Ooh! Wicked brainstorm; why don't you send whoever wants to publish my memoirs a teaser with all the MATI secrets in it? I'll mail them to you with this letter. Keep me posted.

Dray

PS: I miss you, too. You're the best woman I've ever had in bed with me.
 
 

Hey Handsome,

How’s the sexiest Saurian in the universe doing? I’m feeling a little better. Your last letter cheered me up a bit. I think it’s so sweet that you dedicated a section of your memoirs to me. Makes me feel so special. I sent another copy of Profiles and Personalities. I think I need to have a talk with the publisher of that ‘zine. I don’t know where they get their stories from. Look at page 10. It’s another article about us. (Notice stories about us are getting pushed further back in the magazine?) It says according to a reliable source you are planning on proposing to me next time I visit. Says their source is someone there in that particular prison. Where do they get these ridiculous stories? I’ll believe that when Lord Tkkla screws someone of another species.

I’ve been trying to think of a way to get Spike off my back without killing him. He still wants what I promised him for getting me our table back. What should I do? I really don’t want to have to murder someone.

I got those secrets. The MATI is truly horrid. You mean to tell me that Lord Ataka’s second wife fed their god her own daughter’s blood? How trifling! I also read about what they do to those who try to leave their group. Those poor Bernufs met an ugly fate. I feel bad for them. Do they know what happened to their son?

You mentioned that young SilverHawk in a previous letter. I believe her code name is Sundance. Now I don’t know if this is true, but I think there’s something going on between her and the Brigadier. Now that’s definitely robbing the cradle! You know anything about that?

D-Boy told me he’s coming to visit you again. You’re not still pissed at him, are you? He says he has exciting news, but he hasn’t told me anything yet. I guess he wants you to know first, for some reason. Let me know what it’s about in your next letter.

With all my love,

Your Pretty Pet
 
 

Well, it looks like we're becoming old news, baby. I don't mind, anyway; those idiots can be such liars. I mean, come on! Me, propose? The day I settle down will be the day Mon*Star swallows his pride. By the way, I'm doing just fine considering my execution's coming closer. As for Spike...why don't you tell him you'll screw 'im, blindfold 'im, and chop off his balls? You're not killing him (literally) and it'll teach 'im not to mess what is mine.

Yea, all them MATI stuff is true. Lady Pijol did fed their god her own daughter’s blood, but that daughter was from a previous marriage and a traitor, so it didn't matter to them. I think those Bernufs died before they learned what happened to their son, but I hear that son has a daughter who married the Copper Kidd's brother.

Ah, little Sunny...the one who got away (thanks to that loudmouth I called a protégé). It's all true, relationship and all. I'm surprised you learned about it, considering those two are keeping it pretty low profile to avoid the tabloids gossiping. I kinda learned it from one of the MATI girls (Pijol, Fikkia or Tifa) about it. Seems she tried another assassination attempt on who she describes as a "disgusting, revolting, incest-made mongrel whore", Brightlight valiantly interferes and actually tells the assassin bitch off in native tongue after breaking her jaw with a good backhand (yes, he usually doesn't hit a lady, but in her case, he seemed more than happy to make an exception; plus, the native tongue slips in when he's pissed.) But I confirmed that little situation when I dragged Hardware to Bedlama's annual military ball. We were a good distance away, so security couldn't catch us. I brought along good surveillance equipment to see what was going on. Wouldn't you know it, there they were, all lovey dovey (nothing racy, unfortunately) on a nearby balcony. I was on the verge of infectious laughter while Hardware looked like he was about to throw up; he said he couldn't decide which is harder to believe, the fact I was right or the fact he was so mushy.

My biggest mistake, however, was telling Molecu-Lar about it. Like I said earlier, Mon*Star's been after little Sunny for first taste when Mo leaked it out. But it's not because Mon*Star's a pervert--okay, that's part of the reason; this guy's worse than me when it comes to sex--actually, the real reason is to use her to get to Brightlight. Let's just say, they had a little scuffle with results Mon*Star wasn't pleased with (he has the eyepatch to prove it, too) way-back-when. I suppose it is robbing the cradle a bit; they're only about, what, 300 years apart? It looks like a good deal; all Bedlamian species live to be about 500 and Mimians 200. How often can you beat that?

D-Boy has news...I sure hope it's good. I've been worried about him since you told me he has an infatuation for that T-Cat. There's a thin line between infatuation and love, so it's likely he'll get that confused. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll start praying for that little miracle right now.

Dragor
 
 

Hullo, Love of my life.

Oh, you are just going to love what I’m going to tell you! I got Spike good. I made a date with him and took him to my cave. He was ready to go at it as soon as we got there but I told him I wanted to make things interesting. I blindfolded him and tied him to the bed. He was in heaven once I got a good hand job going. He was in for such a surprise when I demonstrated one of my best skills (yes, the one that even makes you weak in the knees, love.) Just as he was about to come I dug my fangs into his tender flesh. I have never heard a man scream like that. It was glorious! Anyway, I got the result I wanted. Spike has never hit on me or called me since! What a relief. Are you proud of me, love? I’m proud of myself.

Now to more somber issues. Charles suggested that you tell me about funeral arrangements. Where you want to be buried and all that. I don’t really want to think about that right now, but I suppose he’s right.

I think I might have found a publisher for your memoirs. The company is located on Mars Colony. That’s about as neutral as I could find. Neither the Mob nor the MATI have anything going on there.

Write back soon Captain of my Heart.

Eliza
 
 

Aww...poor wittle Spikey! Serves him right for messin' with vous. Do we have to talk about funeral issues?! I suppose we must, considering that fateful day's comin' up. First of all, I want it private--family only. At least, whoever's coming. Second, now, this isn't the best example, but Hitler had his body cremated for a reason. So you (sniffs) burn my magnificent body and keep the ashes in a nice little urn. I want to be near you even in death, Liza honey. Better in spirit than not at all.

Now, about my memoirs. Did you send them the teaser I gave you? I think the results should be very interesting. Mars colony is the perfect place for something like this. I want you to tell me all about it in your next letter. Later, babycakes.

Dray

PS: How did it feel to suck his blood?
 
 

Hullo, my dearest.

Yes, I did send the teaser. They want to see another excerpt from your memoirs before they make a final decision. Why don't you send them something from the section about me? Did you write anything about our naughty adventures in The Basement? Speaking of which, do you remember Pricilla, that female we had a couple ménage a trois with a while ago? She's back in town. She asked about you. She says she didn't know anything about you being on death row. Said she's sorry we can't get together again. Remember when we were voted Couple of the Year last year? Well, they moved our picture and plaque to the Wall of Fame. I enclosed a picture.

Octavia and Hugo have decided to have a baby. After all these years she's having her implant removed. My little sister said she could feel her biological clock starting to wind down. Looks like those two won't be swinging for a while. I'm happy for them though.

I've been meaning to tell you something. Damian wasn't my first pregnancy. Tommy and I were going to have a girl, but the bastard caused me to miscarry. Beat the crap out of me cuz he thought I was cheating. I wasn't of course. Even If I had been he still had no right to do what he did. Anyway, that's how he got that domestic violence charge on his record. Stargazer put him away for that and other violence charges the first time he got locked up. He was nothing but a bully and a brute. He's one reason I hadn't been dating until I met you. You treat me so much better than he did. That's one reason I love you so much.

I'll be visiting you for Solstice soon. Did you want anything special? Just let me know.

Smooches,

Eliza

PS: How sweet of you to want to be near me even after death. And my sister says you don't really love me. Hmph. What's she know anyway?

PPS: His blood was surprisingly delicious. First time I've ever sucked a person's blood.
 
 

Dear Dray,

I finally got my sister to put her foot in her mouth. I was tired of her insisting that you don’t really love me so I challenged her to ask the Tarot. My sister’s readings are always accurate. That’s how she knew our child was going to be a boy. Well, when she consulted the Tarot she was totally proven wrong. According to the cards, you do love me. She saw some other things that I don’t care to discuss right now, but it was all interesting. Anyway, she reluctantly apologized to me for going by her own personal feelings. I know you love me, darling, but I just wanted Contessa to see it for herself.

Damian told me what his exciting news was. He’s no longer a virgin. He said he waited so long because he wanted his first time to be with someone special and he didn’t want a one night stand. My little boy is all grown up now! (Sniffle) He’s preparing to move to Thundera soon. He says he’ll maintain your aerie in Limbo and take your baby with him to Thundera. Whisper contacted me again. When will she ever learn? Anyway, she says she misses me terribly. Well, that’s just too damn bad, isn’t it? I’ll never forgive her for what she did. Never!

Now here's some news to tickle your ears with. I've been offered a nice hunk of money to pose in Playboy and Penthouse. Do you think I should do it? If so, which 'zine? Or should I do both? If I do decide to do it, I'll make sure you get free autographed copies to show off to the other inmates.

I hope you enjoyed my visit for Solstice. I tried to make it a very special time because that’s the last Solstice we’ll ever spend together. I’ll treasure every minute spent with you. I’m sure you’ll do the same.

Love,

Your Lovely Lickable Liza
 
 

Duh! Do both, and make sure they don't cheat you, woman. Yeah, D-Boy told me his exciting news. He's off to Thundera, and it's only about a month before the royal wedding, too. He also told me he got an invitation. Gee, how exciting. But you gotta tell me; what else did your sister see? If it's about my death, then that's not a problem for me talking about it. You gotta tell me, Liza; or do I have to beg?

PLEASE???

Dray
 
 

Dray,

My sister saw something in the cards about those dreams you've been having. You told me you didn't want to discuss them so I didn't see a reason to mention them. She also saw something else. Based on that she advises that you get all of your legal issues settled as soon as possible or they will cause major problems for me and Damian. I'm not sure what she's referring to, but maybe you know.

Anyway, Prissy and I put together a naughty vid for you to watch. We filmed it at your aerie in Hawaii. I know you'll love it! We call it "Wish You Were Here." When you watch what we do on that vid you'll wish you had been, love!

I'm still waiting on that excerpt that the publishing company asked to see. They don't want to negotiate any kind of contract without it. Speaking of contracts, I have a photo shoot with Playboy scheduled for next month. The month after that I pose for Penthouse. I'm told they'll be out by mid year, which isn't too far away. I'll get your copies to you ASAP so you can hang the centerfolds up in your cell.

I've also been offer a pretty nice sum of money from the Mocnoster Adult Film Company. They want to sell copies of our home movies. I told them I had to run it by you first. What do you think?

I'm going to be very busy for the next three weeks so it will be a while until my next conjugal visit. I'll be thinking of you the whole time.

Love,

Your Little Fuck Toy
 
 

My entire section on vous is in the mail, babe; you should be getting it with this letter. And what legal issues? I'm going to have to talk with Chuck on that topic. As for the movies, hmm...oh, what the hell? Tell them they have my approval; as long as they don't edit anything out. And I think I have some other...home vids that I think they might be interested. Sell them my whole collection for quadruple their offer.

Now, what did your sister see about my dreams? I'm just curious, ya know. I mean, are they for real or what?

Dray
 
 

Hullo Lover.

Ok, so you want to know what my sister saw about your dreams? Here goes. She told me someone cast a powerful spell on you which is causing the dreams. What are the dreams about anyway, love? You once told me that a SilverHawk slipped you something. The half Mykari one right? He must have done it. Curse him. I'll have to think of a way to pay him back for that. How did he manage to slip you something anyway?

There's someone else I wish to take care of. Whisper. I know I'm a hard person to leave, but enough is enough. I know you told me not to start dating again, but I just couldn't help myself. Prissy and I are an item now. I guess I'm a sucker for Saurians. I hope you're not too mad.

Well, everything is set with the publishers for your memoirs. All that's left to do is wait for you to send me the rest. By the way, I read that section you sent me. It's superb! I especially love the part about the time we made love in mid flight. That's something I'll never forget.

I'm on my way to see you again. Nine months until you depart from me forever. I shouldn't focus on that so much. From now on I'm going to focus on making the most of the time we have left.

I love you,

Your Sweet Liza
 
 

I don't know how it happened; during my arrest, I felt something go through my skin. I looked up and saw that guy put away a cloaked syringe. Whatever got injected must've contained that spell. Now, I don't want you to get into any trouble for helping, but why don't you do some research on Mykari spells? That make you feel any better? Truth is, I'm practically enjoying these dreams, thus my reason for not mentioning them. They're like my old crimes, only I'm experiencing them from the POV of the victims. Makes me want to break out of here and get some new material. They're really helping with my memoirs. Although, they seem to make my body all shake and shiver every time I wake up and I get these terrible migraines. I'm guessing this potion is having some side effects because of my alien physiology. But I'm OK, baby. Really.

You and Prissy? Well, I suppose you need someone to keep ya warm after I'm gone. Thank the gods you chose something other than a kitty cat. It must've happened during that vid you sent, right? Well, I'll be waiting for you; and see if you can bring a vid cam; I wanna update my will.

Dray
 
 

My dear, sweet Dray, you are going to be having a lot of fun in the next few weeks! I got you copies of my Playboy and Penthouse spreads. I like the Penthouse one better because it's not as toned down. I think you'll like that one better too. I should send a copy to Whisper to piss her off. But enough about her. I sent Charles a copy of your updated will. I also sold copies of your entire vid collection to the Mocnosters. According to the contracts, we're going to split the profits 50-50. I don't think I'll have to worry about money ever again. I only wish I could share it all with you. I never told you this before, but if I could I would spend the rest of my life with you. I don't care what anybody thinks of you, or even us. I love you with all my heart, Dray. I wish there was some way for us to be together forever. I know I'm sounding all mushy and stuff, but I felt like I had to tell you that. Let me know what you think of the two spreads. There's a good pic of my tattoo in the Playboy one. Write back soon, my love.

Eliza
 
 

Babe, you already know what I think of your pictures; if only they were real. Anyways, I talked to Charlie about what kind of legal issues I need to settle before I pass and this is what he says; we gotta get hitched. I know I'm not the kind to settle down, but unless we're legally married, my old man is going to be able to steal away everything I left for you and Damian in my will. Damn those lousy Plunn-Darian laws; that was the reason why I left that planet in the first place! So, here I am, with this somewhat homemade diamond ring (I was lucky enough to find some coal and use some flame to turn it into a diamond; don't ask how I got enough limestone for it) and I'm proposing to you. Charlie's drawing up the marriage license as we speak and we can arrange for a priest to wed us on your next visit. How's that sound? It's not much, but it'll have to do.

Dray
 
 

Dray my dear,

I would be surprised by this proposal if my sister hadn't seen it in the cards. I didn't tell you because I didn't want to influence your decision. I've already bought us real wedding bands in advance. I also bought a gown for me and a suit for you. As you can see my answer to your proposal is YES! I'll see if Damian will be able to come to the wedding. I'm sure he'll be thrilled. You know how he's always wanted us to get married anyway. I'm going to see if the warden will let us have a whole night together on our wedding night. Every couple should have a honeymoon, I say.

I'm glad you like the spreads. I thought of you the whole time I was posing. When you get the chance read my interview in Playboy. It's mostly about you. You know, after Tommy I never thought I would be getting married. Well, at least I'll be getting married to the only man I ever really loved!

I'll be seeing you soon, Dray.

Love,

Eliza
 
 

Ok, Lover. Here's who plans on coming to the wedding. Damian, Pricilla, Octavia, and Hugo. Contessa and Lucas and their daughter, Dalia said they don't want to come. I didn't even bother inviting your parents. Figured that would be a waste of time. Hugo's bringing his vid camera and his digital camera. We'll all be there in three days time. By the way, the warden says he's giving us 24 hours for our conjugal visit. Mostly because I can't go out in daylight. Pretty good deal, huh?

See you soon!

Your future wife
 
 

Hullo, Dray,

So how are you adjusting to married life? I’m getting used to referring to you as my husband rather than my son’s father or my boyfriend. It feels…nice. It’s too bad we’ll only be enjoying our wedded bliss for five more months. By the gods, time is passing by so quickly! Dray, honey, if you were her with me on the outside, what would you want to be doing right now?

I think I might have found a way for us to be together even after your death. Have you ever heard of Dr. Gugenheim, a scientist on Earth who successfully integrated his consciousness into a VR system? If you and I put our heads together, I think we could do that too. But we’re going to need some help. I want to ask Molecu-Lar for his assistance if it’s all right with you. I need you to respond quickly so we can put this plan in motion. We can use the VR unit I had installed in our aerie in Venice. I’m going to have a unit installed in all of them eventually and have them interconnected. But before we concern ourselves with that, we have to come up with a plan to pull this off. I want us to be together forever so we must not fail!

Your loving wife,

Eliza
 
 

Dray,

I'm sending Mo in my place for our next conjugal visit. When he gets there everything will be explained. By the gods, I hope this works! We only have four months left. How are you holding up anyway?

Eliza
 

My head hurts and I'm going crazy. Well, more than usual, that is. Also, don't even bother. There's a trap planned for Mo; your last three letters came with a torn envelope, ya know what I'm saying? These bozos here aren't taking any chances of me escaping, not with my date so close. Besides, I overhear some rumors that you'll be invited to my execution, only to die with me! Sheesh, just because I tore a few dozen women apart...so you fell in love with me. Big deal. Anyways, I've been feeling ill; caught a nasty bug out here and it is killing me.

Liza, I have some special instructions for you to follow in case this bug gets rid of me before the justice system does. As soon as my very brief funeral is over, have Chuck stage a will reading and have him use the holovid I left you. Charlie has the will's copy, so he knows just who to invite. Ah, well; at least we married before this came up. No wonder your sis wanted me to settle this little legal matter; must've seen it in the cards.

I only have two regrets of dying this way; one is letting that little SilverHawk get away (though I have a feeling Mon*Star might get a taste; would've regretted it anyway) and the second is, that I can't see the look of that poor insect's face when I escape the system one last time. Speaking of which, I want you to make sure you stay away from that galaxy unless you're visiting Brim Star. Say, how is the Mob anyways? The MATI? I sure hope Ataka loves the little teaser of my memoirs that you sent to the publishers. Speaking of wish, most of my memoirs are with this letter, along with my final chapter; from now on, I'm sending you a page a day for the final chapter, just in case something happens. Wish me luck.

Your Saurian Casanova
 
 

So, we have a little spy in the midst. No matter. Because of your warning there's been a change of plans. Nothing's going to stop me for doing what I set out to do. I gave Mo the warning. I'm coming myself. Mo's coming too, but I'm not saying in what form. We will succeed at all costs.

I'm sorry you've been feeling sick. Try to hole on as long as you can. I don't want to lose you, darling. We've come this far. I pray nothing goes wrong. As for my execution...they have no legal right to put me to death for anything. What are they going to charge me with? Falling in love with a fugitive? Last time I checked there's no law against that.

From now on I'll only discuss special plans with you in person. Can't afford anyone messing things up for us. To be on the safe side, I asked Tessa to consult the Tarot to see if the plan will succeed. It will...but only if we trust no one but each other. You know what must be done. That's all I have to say about that.

As for the Mob, they are still the usual bunch of jerks you left behind. Found out Hardware is real chummy with that Rakuna fellow. That bastard is now on my hit list. Mon*Star made a pass at me. Fortunately it didn't go further than that. The MATI had been scrambling to bring the drug trade back to where it was. Most of their distribution techniques have been exposed. Glycerin says she has her own ideas, but she's keeping them to herself. Smart lady. Jester is still a little a**hole and Astrala is still just as loathsome as before. I've also been hearing that Melodia is still alive somewhere. That has yet to be established as fact. But enough about them. Why do you want to know about that bunch of losers anyway? I'm about to shut Jester out of the prostitution business and the MATI's drug trade is on the verge of collapse. We'll talk more on our next visit, love.

I'll be seeing you soon, my love.

Eliza
 
 

Baby, they were only rumors, I swear. But if they are true, then they could charge you for hiding a known fugitive and as an accomplice in the Steel Lady's rape. Don't know where that came from. I know what you're saying. My illness is rather...not looking so well, but I'll explain everything in person.

As for my reasons, I just wanted to keep tabs so I can get some revenge on my so-called 'friends'. So, Hardware is old pals with that little conniving illegit...he must be that fugitive caretaker that was supposed to be executed on Plunn-Dar. Oh, boy; gotta love that government (BTW, Rakuna's mine!). Looks like Glycerin's plotting to overthrow the Mob and take over. What do you mean Melodia's alive? I haven't seen that bitch in years. And don't worry so much about Mon*Star; you're pretty attractive and he hits on every piece of meat his eyes fall on. Jester and Ala, I'm not worried about, but feel free to use them as your personal blood bank.

Aww, poor bastardous MATI! Their drug ring is marking a repeat of history. They definitely angered the wrong person on Bedlama. Now, I have a wicked idea on how to cream Mon*Star, but I'll explain when you arrive.

Your Truly,

Dragor
 
 

How is my dear husband doing? I certainly hope those herbs I snuck in helped. How are you feeling? I'm glad everything is going as planned so far. Mo tell me he enjoyed his little disguise, the little pervert. I don't think I'll be doing that again. Well, I doubt I'll have to. The device has been implanted. Only three more months to go. Profits are rolling in from those vid of yours. So much money, so little time. I doubt even our great grandkids will be able to spend it all. I have some shocking news for you. I won't give any details until my next visit. Let's just say you'll have to change your will one more time.

And about them charging me as an accomplice in the SilverHawks rape.... How the hell could they charge me when I wasn't even there? I had nothing to do with that. That was all you. As for the harboring of a fugitive...we didn't even live together! If you ask me, those charges would all be a bunch of bull shit.

By the way, Daymie's gotten engaged. Didn't know if he had told you yet. Did Prissy come see you yet? If so, how was it?

Missing your touch,

Liza
 
 

I think I can figure it out. Bring the camera and I'll update the will one more time. As to what I last said, you did invite 'Heart to the club that night, did you not? They'll say you lured her there so I can take her. And I did come and visit you every once in a while, right? That's the closest thing they have to harboring a fugitive. Glad to know there's someone in the Mob I can still trust. Oh, and the dumb prison's getting cocky; don't think I'll escape anymore, so I'll tell you what I need you to do.

In Ataka's bedchamber, there's a black candle with the Hav'Throth emblem on it. I want you to get Mo to pose as one of Tkkla's concubines on one of their visiting days and get that candle. With it, you can summon the Hav'Throth and use some of the money you've made to place a hit on Mon*Star. Then again, since Mon*Star is "a ta'tori with the Light Element", and the fact he's a real perv, they might do it for free, but get some funds ready just in case.

Damian's engaged? You mean he's going with the loyal spouse route?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's definitely more you than me! That does it! When this is over, I'm gonna haunt that boy for the rest of his days! Yea, Prissy came over, and she gave me more than a good workout; updates on some old friends of mine. Rakuna's hiding around somewhere in another galaxy, Hardware's left the Mob and Pterra's in the Asylum Planet. Hmm, wonder how that happen?

Dray

PS: The herbs did help with my migraine, but I'm still a little groggy.
 
 

Hi, Sweety.

So glad to hear you're feeling better. I also knew Prissy would treat you right. As for my health, I've been feeling kind of sick lately. You know why, so it's nothing to worry about. Sometimes I wonder if you really do have a low sperm count. How about you? I hope it's a girl this time.

I've completely moved out of Limbo. There's nothing there for me anyway. Pricilla is living with me. She's the one who told me about Professor Gugenheim. Did you know she's an expert in electronics and robotics? How convenient for us. She's currently working on the connections between the aeries.

I gave Mo your instructions. He's on the job. As for D-boy, I'm sure you know by now who he's going to marry. I still think she's much too old for him, but Daymie is happy so what can I say? I'm coming to see you this weekend. You'll probably notice I've put on a little weight. Please be kind.

Be ready for me, Lover

XOXOXOX

Your Lickable Liza
 
 

So for once I was wrong; it wasn't an infatuation. Well, I know that my sperm count's low. I mean, I've screwed you and dozens of women hundreds of times and you're the only one who got pregnant. Twice (which is some sort of miracle). I just hope I do have a daughter; maybe then she'll be more like me than you, or so I pray.

Now, I don't know exactly how to work that candle, but I think Mo does; you better ask him what to do. I think you light the candle as soon as the room is pitch black and you say some sort of incantation, but I don't know the words.

Of course I'll be kind to you, baby; I was the last time this happened. You haven't torn up my Nebula Burner like before, have you??? I'll be waiting.

Dray
 
 

Two months left and counting. God's, I'm becoming a wreck over this! Being pregnant doesn't help. You know how emotional I get. When I told Tessa I was pregnant again she gave me such a look of disgust. I don't know what her problem is with you. I mean compared to the men I was with before, you're a saint! I mean, my first boyfriend tried to kill me (he tried to run me over when I said I was leaving him). The second one killed our baby and beat the shit out of me. You've never done anything close to that to me, always gave me what I wanted without complaint, and you were a good Daddy to Damian. Some people! It doesn't matter. I don't care what she thinks.

Anyway, I got your urn. Had it custom made with a laser etching of my tattoo on the front and purple flames on the lip and base. I've enclosed a pic. Hope you like it. We only have four more conjugal visits left. Did you want to do something special for the last one? By the way, Mo told me he's going to find out the words to the chant.

I'll be seeing you again soon.

Eliza
 
 

Well, ya know what they say; third time's a charm. Plus, those other guys obviously have no imagination otherwise you wouldn't stick with me. Ah, what's Tessie's problem? She can be such a bitch, no offense. Just because I screwed around...sheesh!

Love the urn. As for final requests, hmm...mark it about two days before my execution date, for one thing. I want our last night together to be a recreation of our first date. Think we can pull it off? And tell Mo to hurry up with learning that chant! I just regret that I can't wait to see the look on Mon*Star's face when the Hav'Throth get after him. BTW, out of pure curiosity, did the MATI drug ring totally collapse yet?

Dray
 
 

I'll see what I can do for that last request. Once you're consciousness is downloaded into the VR system, well be able to recreate that night to the tiniest detail. Now wouldn't that be lovely?

Good news. Mo has learned the chant. He's going to disguise himself as Lord Tkkla. Hopefully the Hav'Throth won't see through it. So far, the MATI's drug trade is still going, but not as strong as before. The local authorities are really cracking down and they've even been checking children for contraband. That was the main way they were distributing the stuff. School girls are no longer allowed to wear their hair 'niku style' as they call it.

I'm coming to see you for my birthday. I want it to be something special since it'll be the last birthday I spend with you in that god-like body of yours. I want you to do all the things you do to drive me crazy. You know what they are, lover. (Licking the honey pot is my favorite). By the way, I got my nipples pierced. That should make things a little interesting. Be careful, though. They are still a bit sensitive.

Looking forward to my birthday present (you)

Your loving wife
 
 

Aww, they're still going? Some people don't know when to quit, do they? Anyways, don't bother with the disguise bit; you know how the Mykari are with mating procedures. Plus the instant Mo speaks, that Tarin girl'll see through the whole ruse. Besides, does Mo speak Tch? I don't think so! Anyways, I doubt their leader'll have a problem taking a job from you, especially since Mon*Star's the target. (don't ask me why)

Looking forward to giving you your B-day present.

Dray
 
 

Oh, Dray. You sure do know how to make this birthday girl feel special. All I can say it thank you, thank you, thank you . I'm taking your advice and scrapping the disguise idea. Mo taught Prissy the chant so she's going to do it. I'm doing it that way mostly because the Mob has no idea who she is. If I did it, and the hit failed, word could get back to Mon*Star and that would not be good.

I got a reading from Dalia, my niece. She says we're having a girl. I know you're glad to hear that. I've been receiving the pages to your final chapter in tact. Just thought I'd let you know. I was very happy to see that you're feeling much better. I'm also glad you liked my piercing.

I got our wedding pictures from Hugo. Octavia put them together in a pretty photo album. I'll bring them on my next visit. By the way, did you get that single by Clover yet? That song is called 'Promise Me.' The first time I heard it, it made me think of you. The words to that song describe exactly how I feel about you, love. I hope you like it.

Until next time,

Eliza
 
 

Hullo, my love.

How are things going on your end. You sounded kind of down when you called. Is something bothering you? You're not sick again, are you?

I've been thinking about a past comment you made about SteelHeart. I never invited her to Lady's Choice. I invited Phantom. I didn't know she was bringing that SilverHawk until she showed up.

Anyway, Daymie's getting married in two weeks. I'm going, in spite or the fact that Whisper will be there too. I'm not going to be there for her anyway, but for our son. I hear that Hotwing might be coming, too. He's part of that IRC group that Damian is a part of.

Well, darling, we only have three more visits left. Did you want Prissy to come for the next one or did you want me? Let me know either in you next letter or you can call collect again.

I miss you,

Your Little Fuck Toy
 
 

Eh, just a little depressed that the fun will soon be over. It's nothing, Eliza. Really. And hey, you don't know these legal stiffs; they'll say you saw the Steel Lady, knew I was there and set the whole thing up on impulse. I know they can't really prove that, but like I said, the insect's had it in for you since he found out about us. You think you could drain Whisper's blood off while you're at that wedding? And see what you can find out from that 'Hawk about that spell? Oh, and tell him that I'm enjoying this, just to ruffle up his feathers a bit, that is.

Next visit...uh, is it possible you both could come? I know I definitely want you for the last visit.

Dray
 
 

Your wish is my command, love. We'll both come to see you next visit. Just like old times, huh? And I'll give Hotwing the message. I'm sure he'll be pissed. I'm not sure I'll get away with draining Whisper's blood, though. That could get quite messy and I plan on wearing silk. *wink* This next visit is going to be so much fun! Prissy and I have a special surprise for you. I know you'll love it. We'll have you out of your little funk in no time. See you soon, my sexy Saurian Casanova.

Smooches,

your loving Liza
 
 

I could pretty much tell you enjoyed that last visit, lover. Prissy and I did too. Hopefully that will satisfy you until I come see you again.

I went to Daymie's wedding. It was actually kind of nice. It wasn't too long and everything went smoothly. Apparently, Whisper didn't know that I'm pregnant again. She was really upset about that. She didn't know that we had gotten married either. That got her even more upset. So much so she left in the middle of the reception. She probably went to eat her heart out. I gave Hotwing your message at the reception. I can't quite describe the expression on his face, but I'm sure he wasn't feeling happy about that information. He was pissed the rest of the reception.

So far, everything is set for our last conjugal visit. Only two more visits left. Let's make them really count, my love.

Eliza
 
 

Hullo, my dear husband.

I'm sorry about that last visit. I really didn't expect to break down like that. It's just that the time for you to leave me is so near! Hopefully I will be able to keep it together for our finally visit.

By the way, the publishing company wants to know if you have a dedication ready for your memoirs. I have a question. What do you want done with your trophy room? Do you want the shrines preserved in some way? Or do you just want it left locked and sealed? Let me know.

Prissy sicced the Hav'Throth on the Planet Master. From what I hear it was quite a bloody match. He survived, however, but he won't be back in action for a while. Brightlight and Sundance are engaged now. Seems they aren't hiding the fact that they are together anymore. Also, QuickSilver has gone missing. No one has a clue what happened to him. He probably went somewhere to have a nervous breakdown.

Only one last visit left. This is so depressing. I won't be able to make love to you in that magnificent body of yours after that. Well, at least you'll be with me in spirit. I have a request for you. In your last letter, I would like for you to tell me how you really feel about me. Don't hold anything back, love.

I love you and miss you so very much...

Your loving wife
 
 

Don't cry, Liza. I know you're going through a lot. Believe me, if the security wasn't so tight here, I'd be able to bust out of here like last time. But people have grown wiser over the years. A shame, isn't it?

Duh! Leave that trophy room of mine locked and sealed. I don't want anyone going in there and ruining my shrines. That was how I got caught in the first place! Dedication? Let's see...why don't I leave my final mark by preparing a dedication to my favorite insect? (I know he's a pain, but I have to leave 'im something to remember me by? You'd think all my tormenting him would be enough, but since I will soon no longer be of this world...)

Yeah, I heard about that Hav'Throth battle from Mo, who wrote all about what's happening in the Mob. Their leader Lenaria was killed and that Lynei woman's taken over. They also broke faith with the MATI (yay!) and turned in the ESP talisman so those purists are in trouble now! Oh, what I wouldn't give to see Ataka's face at this very moment.

Quicksilver's missing? That rigid, by-the-book, goody-too-shoes human schoolboy's missing? Joy to the world! I wonder if Mon*Star got a hold of him? Knowing the Planet Master, he'll screw anyone, literally. Poor Stargazer; old man must be having a heart attack right about now. You say the one who got away's engaged? NO!! I haven't even tasted her yet! (Neither did Mon*Star, but he was sure damn close. But who's counting?) Humph. Knowing Brightlight, he'll act like a gentleman and wait til the wedding night (or at least the Days of Preparation Chichu told me about) to take her. It must be so 'cause I haven't heard any of that stuff happening between them. I guess it looks bad professionally 'cause of the gap between ranks. Or is it the age gap....? Ya never know.

Why would I wait 'til the last letter to tell you my feelings when I could tell you now? When I first met you, I thought you were just another target; another victim. But all the years together were the best I've ever had. I know I screw around, but I'm just like a horny Mimian; I could be married and still have about a dozen girlfriends on the side. Hey, any broad can have my body. But you, my countess, have my heart. You always have and you always will. I'm so sorry that I've never told you this before, but I love you, Eliza Nosferatu-Wyvern. Always and forever.

Love,

Dray
 
 

Dear Dray,

Now it's my turn to gush. I don't regret coming back to you. My only regret is not dumping Whisper sooner. I should have listened to you in the first place. I kind of feel your being there is partly my fault. I've known that you loved me by your actions. If I ever needed anything you made sure I got it. You were a good father who made sure to spend time with your son. Even after we broke up you were there for me. I'm sorry I didn't come back to you sooner. It's just that I was so upset when I found you with Chilla. It took me a long time to get over that. I shouldn't have listened to what Tessa, Whisper and Lucas were saying about you. I should have listened to my heart. Well, we're together now and it's no use worrying over the past. What's done is done. It's now two more weeks until the last conjugal visit. Everything we talked about last time is in place, lover.

On a side note. I discovered who vandalized our son's weapon's shop. It was Trench. Said he wanted to let you know he was thinking of you. Oh, well. Someone else has made it on my hit list.

This will be my last letter to you, Dray. I love you with all my heart and no one else could ever replace you. I'm going to miss your kiss, your touch, your voice, your everything. Even though I will be able to see you again, it won't ever be the same. So, let's make this last visit the best one of all.

Eternally yours,

Your sweet Eliza

PS: You have told me you love me before. When I came to see you for my birthday and you thought I was asleep, I heard you whisper it in my ear. I love you too.
 
 

Dear Countess,

How is that faggot doing, anyway? Still smarting from when I chopped his balls off? I certainly hope so. Gods, you think he'd get over it already and move on with someone else. Well, that's my kind of luck, I believe. And I thought the insect had trouble letting go of the past. Sheesh!

When you do find Trench, I have a request; make his death as slow and painful as mortally possible. It wouldn't be enough for him to die, I want him to suffer! Kinda like I am at the moment.

Eliza, I have a confession to make. When I told you I was enjoying these dreams I've been having, I was lying. I didn't want you to worry and I thought they'd go away. They haven't, and call me crazy, but I'm looking forward to my execution; it seems to be the only end to these dreams for good. Every night, I start breaking out in a cold sweat. If it wasn't for you, I would've offed myself before my date. You were the only thing that kept me sane here (well, as sane as I can possibly get, that is) and, darlin', I definitely would've been lost without you. But I don't want you getting all vengeance-mode on me and hunting that half-Mykari down. I'd hate to say it, but I kinda deserve it. I did hurt his girl, hard, and Mykari are super-strict on their mating rituals. I'm only alive right now because there's no way I could be tried in a Mykari court, and that's only because those silver lovers aren't legally married. Believe me, Liza, in a Mykari court, they would've killed me the instant sentence was passed. That's how bad it is. Why else would I locate the brothel outside of the Gatri colony? Duh, to avoid being touched by their laws!

I'm really going to miss you, my countess. Hell, I'm going to miss everything here! The excitement, the women...gods, I'll miss it all. 'Sides, there's always reincarnation. I think. Let's just say that you might see me again all right, just in an unexpected way.

I'm looking forward to our final visit. You look good for me, now. I don't need your tears messing up that pretty make-up of yours, so stay strong. We'll be together again soon.

Love,

Your Saurian Casanova
 

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