Hardware:  I was working in the Lab Late one Night
                 When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
                 For Mon*star from his throne did arise
                 And suddenly to my surprise

Chorus:      He did the Mash

Hardware:  He did the Mon*Star Mash

Chorus:      The Mon*Star Mash

Hardware:  It was a Limbo Smash

Chorus:      He did the Mash

Hardware:  It caught on in a Flash

Chorus:      He did the Mash

Hardware:  He did the Mon*Star Mash
                 From my Laboratory in the Fortress East
                 To the Mobsters bedrooms where Melodia Sleeps
                 The 'Hawks all came from their humble abode
                 To get a jolt from my electrodes

Chorus:      They did the Mash

Hardware:  They did the Mon*Star Mash

Chorus:      The Mon*Star Mash

Hardware:  It was a Limbo Smash

Chorus:      They did the Mash

Hardware:  It caught on in a Flash

Chorus:      They did the Mash

Hardware:  They did the Mon*Star Mash
                 The Robots were having Fun
                 The Party had Just begun
                 The Guest included Stargazer
                 Steelheart and her Twin!
                 Seymour was rocking while
                 Zeek was digging the Sound
                 Yessman roamed with his fawning sounds
                 Harry The Bartender was about to arrive
                 With his chorus group The Sini*Star Five

Chorus:      They played the Mash

Hardware:  They played the Mon*Star Mash

Chorus:      The Mon*Star Mash

Hardware:  It was a Limbo Smash

Chorus:      They played the Mash

Hardware:  It caught on in a Flash

Chorus:      They played the Mash

Hardware:  They played the Mon*Star Mash
                 Out from the Crowd Timestoppers voice did ring
                 Seems he was troubled by just one thing
                 He stepped up to the throne and shook his head
                 And said:

Timestopper:  What ever happened To my Timestopper Twist?!?

Chorus:      It's Now the Mash

Hardware:  It's now the Mon*Star Mash

Chorus:      The Mon*Star Mash

Hardware:  And it's a Limbo Smash

Chorus:      It's now the Mash

Hardware:  It caught on in a Flash

Chorus:      It's now the Mash

Hardware:  It's now the Mon*Star Mash
                 Now everything's Cool
                 Timestopper's part of the Mob
                 And The Mon*Star is the Hit of the Land
                 For you the Listener This Mash was meant too
                 When you get to the door Tell them Hardware Sent you

Chorus:      Then you can mash

Hardware:  You can Mon*Star mash

Chorus:      Then you can Mash

Hardware:  And do the Limbo Smash

Chorus:      Then you can Mash

Hardware:  You'll Catch on in a Flash

Chorus:      Then you can Mash

Hardware:  Then you can Mon*Star Mash

Yessman:    Ohh Mash is good, yesss

Hardware:   Yes, yesman, you Fawning fool!

Yessman:     Mash good, yesss Yesss, Mash good!

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